See's Candy+ Jesus= A date for Saturday Night??

So Today I got picked up on, by a guy around my age, who was selling See's Candy bars outside a clothing store.... (nothing out of the ordinary you say... wait it gets better....)

I was more then willing to donate my $2 for his church program... after donating my money I continued to talk to him about his "church" and was happy to find out that he was Christian! I was happy to share my love for God with my brother in Christ... that was until something smelled a lil Fishy.

When I would ask out of intrest where his church was ... or what programs did the candy support... he couldn't answer me!

Turns out that he sells candy and says that he is from a church to pick up "Beautiful girls like me"! ha! Can you believe that?! Now that is an original and LAME as it can get!!

I wish someone could have taken a picture of my face ... I'm sure it would have looked like the definition of CONFUSION!! haha

He proceeded to tell me that this is how he gets to ask out all of the "Good Church Girls" that are "So hard" to find "in normal circumstances" .... At this point I kindly decline his request for a date, recieve my candy bar, chuckle and tell him "God Bless" .... Chuckling in disbelief as I get into my car, the following problem comes to mind...

See's Candy Bar+ Jesus= a date for Saturday night

Let's just say that I am SO HAPPY they keep THIS problem out of school textbooks! hahaha

Dude, I got ripped of $2!!! hahaha Oh well... at least I got a blog out of it! hahaha